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Luigi’s Mansion released in November 2001, when I was the ripe ol’ age of 5. It looked like a suitable game for a young child, some comic ghosts and a scaredy cat plumber, Luigi. Oh boy how wrong I was. It’s a good thing I didn’t play it on release date or I might haveContinue reading “Luigi’s Mansion: My First Horror Game”

Everyone is aware of Mario, the mustached hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. The globe-trotting, galaxy-exploring, adventurer has helped a lot of people either by saving the princess or simply unclogging a drain. And after so much work, the guy deserves a little R&R. So with the help of his girlfriend, Princess Toadstool (AKA Peach), herContinue reading “What Mario did on His Summer Vacation”

Back in December, right before the New Year, I decided that I would take on a New Year’s resolution and then abandon it in a month or so, as is tradition. I didn’t want to put in too much thought or effort though so I looked at my current surroundings at the time. I sawContinue reading “Don’t Wii Sit, get Wii Fit!”

Stardew Valley is a quiet little town where nothing ever changes besides the seasons, and if you want to be accepted by the community you’ll shut up and never question it again. My main goal was to infiltrate this cult and become one of them so that I would finally have a community that acceptsContinue reading “Stardew Valley is my Least Favorite Cult”

It’s the week of Valentine’s Day, and it marks the 24th consecutive Valentine’s Day where I do not have a romantic valentines. This is fine however, romantic entanglements simply take away time from my one true love: video games. However, I am only human, even if I sometimes wish I weren’t, and I desire companionshipContinue reading “Video Game Love for the Loveless”